SLEIGHT WANTS YOUR WRITING

 

Have you never read any young adult fiction?

 

 

Do you have what no one would consider quirky writing?

 

 

Can you be borderline politically incorrect, but not too much where you might actually be appearing honest?

 

 

Have you ever forced yourself to have an opinion just to seem interesting?

 

 

Are you plain, boring, uneventful, or old?

 

 

Have you had maybe two or three things published, and are you behind on rent?

 

 

Would you appreciate us posting an article of yours so that we can show everyone how miserable your collection of published works looks?

 

 

 

 

Good luck with your submission.

Have you tried Buhzfeet? Do they even accept non-listicles?